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Work Place Changes Under an Obama Presidency!

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I work for a small business in the wholesale housing industry.  I was just informed that I’ll be changing to a more wide range of a position, due to cuts and the fact they want me to stay around.  So this post just seemed to fit for today.  Folks I’ll tell you from first hand experience, Small Business Owners are not stupid, and are getting ready for an Obama Presidency.

Via: (The Astute Bloggers)

CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE

You small business owners out there are preparing for life under a Barack Obama presidency. One of our listeners sent us some new rules for small businesses based on Obama’s ideals of change and fairness:

 

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a “fair shake”.

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are “too busy for overtime” to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as “the government.” We will not participate in this “pooling” experience because the law doesn’t apply to us.

4. The “government” will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard “for the good of all”.

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it’s “good to spread the wealth around”. Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more “patriotic”.

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don’t feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he’ll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can’t pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our Democratic Congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn’t all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

 

Now folks with that posted, I’ll tell you that in MY opinion these are actions that I understand small business feel the need to take for their protection from a major issue in the future of the company.  I fell however that it is all for not, because in the end McCain-Palin will win with the help of God.

 

God Bless,
The Truth Tracker
Jason R. Bootie
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Written by truthtracker

October 23, 2008 at 11:01 AM

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